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9. Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelley
"Someone got a bit eager with the photoshop, methinks. Who knew these two were born entirely without pores? Mrs Heigl-Kelley had such a beautiful face before she decided to do herself a disservice by smoking." -
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Madonna and A-Rod's Wife Play Musical Lovers?
"Ah Madonna. I can't bring myself to be a rabid fan but I have to give her credit for being an amazing talent who manages to always create new and interesting headlines. Also: would love her mad guns." -
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Megan Fox Is a Free Woman
"If you listen carefully, you can hear the cheers of thousands of men worldwide as they hear this news." -
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J.Lo's Dog Attack Could Cost Her Millions
"Why on earth would she need a guard dog on what is probably a private jet?" -
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Bikini Babes
"That's because she's a classy lady and doesn't have them hanging out of her ball gowns." -
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Pregnant Poses
"Hollywood's craziest couple. Seriously, they have every other celeb couple beaten like a bunch of dirty rugs. Crazy hair, teeth, fashion sense and it's totally natural for them." -
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Pregnant Poses
"I have yet to see a pic of her with flattering eyebrows...I think she was aiming for Gamine/Audrey Hepburn thicker brows and kinda overshot the mark." -
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Pregnant Poses
"She's so ...adorable!...when make-up free! Her skin must be in excellent condition." -
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Craig Zolezzi.
"It is so tempting to get those pants and skirts with the adjustable waist band...." -
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Pregnant Poses
"She looked so nice and normal sized during her pregnancy." -
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Pregnant Poses
"Agreed, totally gorgeous, talented and an Aussie redhead to boot." -
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Celebrity Bad Hair Days
"It always makes me laugh that everyone with a handsfree headset like that chews on it. Even my boss does it, her cord has a bite mark." -
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Celebrity Bad Hair Days
"Well that's at least one of my sexual fantasies ruined forever. Thank goodness for Shia LeBeouf and Jesse Metcalfe." -
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Famous Siblings
"Now, this isn't a bad photo of them per se, though there are ones out there that exceed the chin limits that should be imposed upon these two." -
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Famous Siblings
"Holy genetic similarities Batman!" -
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Famous Siblings
"I believe it was the Fug Girls who said it best: Knife Attack Couture." -
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Famous Siblings
"I hope she doesn't end up like he does now - exact same features in same proportions just on a larger face..."


















